columbian puppies

columbian having reference to a country in south america, many ignorant idiots dont know about, all they know is drugs
puppies having reference to the search dogs are too dumb to find the drugs they are supposed to find
columbian puppes- hiding drugs in shady areas such as secret compartments, bathrooms, shoes, cars, back rooms that are sound proof, etc.

"would you like to buy a gram of columbian puppies?"
"get the columbian puppies from the secret compartment"
"want to go smoke a couple columbian puppies with me?"

by erik fucking norton April 24, 2009

Columbian dynamo

The sexual act of shoving a lit cigar into someone's anus, followed by smoking it, still jammed in their colon.

Suzie gave me a Columbian dynamo for my birthday, and it felt really good after the wounds healed up.

by Captain FunkBox November 28, 2009

Columbian soft serve

When a man ingests so much cocaine that cant acheive an erection then a woman gives him head

Man I was so blown the other night Katty had to give me a Columbian soft serve

by Satori0320 April 14, 2010

Columbian Chico

1. An amazing mexican from columbia. He is capable of being mexican and columbian at the same time, therefore making him better than you.

2. Something to say when you are cumming.

1. "Hey look, its the columbian chico!!! I WANT AN AUTOGRAPH!!!"

2. "Oh...OH...COLUMBIAN CHICO!!!!"

by mackmrorange3 May 29, 2009

Columbian Limbo

When you take someone's intestines put them on a pole and see how low you can go with out touching it with knives attached to your head

Jack: It's a good thing they didn't give scarface a columbian limbo.

by gamma82000 December 26, 2009

St. Columba's

A school for posh twats who don't like trans people, and want to be 2nd place, and be a stone throw from a council estate.

Also good for transphobes, history benders, tories etc.

Based person: Hey what school do you go to?
Posh Twat: St. Columba's! Only the best!
Based person: fuck off u posh twat

by clthreeoneeight March 24, 2023

British Columbian

An unreliable and lazy-minded person who in its most malignant variation may have a sense of entitlement or arrogance despite not being keen to work very hard. They tend to be "neck down" kind of people, as in they do not exert much brain power and if you try to engage them in an intellectual conversation they will usually lose focus or panic for being out of their element. Swearing and aggressive behavior is odd to them, or getting upset about anything (including social decay, crime, poverty etc.). They tend to be laborers and followers, looking to outsiders for guidance and direction. The Vancouver strain of British Columbian has been known to be more aloof, unfriendly, defensive, and mentally erratic than their counterpart in other parts of the Lower Mainland and beyond. They may claim to be ambitious but usually accomplish little, or acknowledge their failures.

"That guy is not very bright."
"You said it. What is he- British Columbian?"

by BCBornjamessmith777785@yahoo.c December 10, 2012