Colorado Elephant

When someones mother falls asleep with a dick in her mouth.

Watch you mouth dude, I rode the Colorado Elephant with your mother last night.

by Sircurlsalot August 2, 2015

Colorado Cowboy

When a female initiates the reverse cowgirl position and 2 rotating drilldos go up her ass to get that ultimate cowgirl experience.

Marlene had a good night to herself last night and drank a two decade bottle of wine, then proceeded to give herself a Colorado Cowboy.

by doritoboy420mtndew4life March 17, 2019

Colorado Rockies

Baseball expansion team that first played in the 1993 season. First 12 seasons characterized by solid offence at home, anemic offence on the road, mediocre to horrible pitching, and bonehead General Managers.

Thanks to Dealin' Dan O'Dowd, the Colorado Rockies will be paying Mike Hampton and Denny Neagle well into the next decade.

by ScabNainz January 13, 2005

Colorado Mudslide

Similar to Cleveland Steamer, only Runnier

"We got ate mexican food last night and then Colorado Mudslided"

"I never want to Colorado Mudslide again"

by GANJA WARRIOR October 31, 2008

Colorado sunrise

early crack of dawn... sleeping enjoyin a pleasure filled dream waking up to some sloppy-ass dome.................................................. . blowing your load all over her face. gazing in the distance at that beautiful colorado sunrise on the front porch.

watch the opening scene of the movie " the crazies" unedited....beautful colorado sunrise

by dweetz November 28, 2010

Colorado Christian University

A private Christian school in Lakewood, Colorado. Known for it's exploitation of it's students through the facade of faith and Christian principles for financial gain. This once phenomenal institution for one to experience true integration of faith and learning through diverse interesting opinionated staff, deep intellectual courses, and considerate honorable student body has recently fallen into a student body of vipers, brain washing narrow minded professors, and corrupt and/or naive administration who see the students who attend as nothing more than dollar signs.

Girl:"I've had such a terrible time getting my class schedule together this semester. It's like my LDC advisor just wants me to stay in school so I'll pay and really isn't interested in offering me good advice for my college career."

Boy: "Colorado Christian University didn't even give me an advisor till my junior year..."

by Franklin Ovation March 31, 2009

university of colorado boulder

THE fucking sickest place ever, for all you motherfuckers that hate on it, shut the fuck up and go to the town. If you want to go to a town and not have to worry about anything and just chill out, look at the hottest girls in the country and smoke weed, THAN GO HERE

university of colorado boulder is the sickest place on the planet

by chillar November 11, 2008