armando julius cornelius

A man with beautiful hair and brows. Is strait but seems gay as fuck. He owns a nice chocolate man. Cornelius is usually called just Cornelius, though it isnt his name. Very sarcastic and has a lot of lady friends

Wow what a man, he gets all the ladies AND dicks, 100% must be a Armando Julius Cornelius

by TheRealist1031 January 17, 2018

Doing a Fionn O'Connell

When you grind your heel into a cess pool of broken glass, bong water, eggs, benzos, and blood

John; omg did you see james at the sesh last night he full was Doing a Fionn O'Connell

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022

colonel sandurz

The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.

1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.

I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.

by ReesieCup September 8, 2009

telephone colonel

Army and Air Force Lieutenant Colonels (O-5) aka Light Colonels are customarilly addressed as "Colonel" on the phone or in the salutation in letters. This is sometimes is used to their advantage to obtain the preferential treatment afforded Full or "Bird" Colonels (O-6) which is a flag grade.

"Good Morning. New Sanno Hotel. How can I help you?"
"Yes, this is Colonel Smith--I'd like to reserve a V.I.P. suite for next weekend."
"Yes, sir, are you a full colonel?"
"Uh, um, no, I'm a lieutenant colonel."
"Sorry, sir, the V.I.P. suites are only available to flag grade officers not telephone colonels!"

by waflyboy September 29, 2013

cornelium

1. When a younger sibling tries to pull a fast one but the older sibling out-plays the younger

2. When someone can't spell "Cornelius" right

3. The word that rhymes with Helium

My sister was trying to be all cornelium on me yesterday but I was to smart for it. And look what I've done today!

by YeahThat'sRightIWin March 4, 2011

colonelklink

Renegade Galactic Stormtrooper once thought to have had an affair with Superchicken. A ghey mythical character who dreams of Jedi Knights and who engulfs every hour practicing his Dungeons and Dragons technique

Colonel Klink first met Superchicken at the Unitarian church

by JediMaster April 2, 2005