cockel

an extremely large penis.

paco- Did you see that black guy?

alex- Yeah... he has a cockel.

paco- I wish my dick was that big.

by conconk February 23, 2011

cockdracula

a nightwalker who feeds on cocks and dicks like blood to survive. he will stalk your cock for nights on end to fullfill his insatiable urge to suck and fuck your cock off.

" Rodney was slain by cockdracula."

by hotrod handjob March 21, 2008

Cockenarse

Another term for a homosexual, or someone you don't like

"Dude that guy is a total cockenarse"

by Grandtheftauto October 20, 2006

cocked out

to act cocky to the max that you have no more cockyness in you.

"i hope i don't get too cocky when i do it"
"naw man, you can be cocked out all you want."

by esul May 24, 2008

cockcrush

When your dick gets crushed between a stone table and a girls fist

Guy sitting on table naked: hey baby
Girl: Perv
Girl: "COCKCRUSH!"
Guy: what!
Girl: "wham!!!"

by Darkangle222 April 26, 2010

Cacker's Kanyon

A term, originating from the southern England town of Poole in Dorset.
It refers to 'Arne Avenue'; the lower main road that runs through the Council Estate know as Bourne Estate or Bourne Valley.

A cacker can be spotted by the following:-

1) A huge sovereign ring

2) The latest i-phone, which is clearly stolen

3) Large hoop earings (female)

4) A lot on Adidas or Kappa Clothing

5) Fake Burberry

6) A child with no father

7) Adidas 'popper' trackkies tucked into white socks

8) Some who live there try to talk and act like they are a Gypsy (these are known locally as 'Hedge-Hoppers')

People with the common surnames "Clarke" or "Cook" or "Cooper" can be found residing in cacker's kanyon (more often than not they are related in one way or another).

by Soul-Man March 28, 2011

Cockeria

noun - a place that provides penises or a place to which you go to obtain penises of all shapes and colors.

Jack - "Hey Jill, where are you headed?"

Jill - "To the cockeria up the hill, I'm so hungry!"

by heyitshank January 7, 2011