clusterfuck

Defined as the act of violent sexual congress, in which marauding soldiers in the latter days of the Roman Empire would pillage Convents and stab Nuns several times,then each soldier would 'fuck' the wound. This gives the impression of a group of men 'clustered' around a person, hence the name.

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by donny December 14, 2006

Clusterfukishima

Any event or situation wrought from a combination of misanthropic activity, greed, and suicidal tendencies.

Anyone with at least one-quarter brain function and an unclogged auditory canal can see the snafubar that would result from those two ever having children; Calling Major Clusterfukishima!

by choggie July 11, 2011

Clusterfuck

Math problems that technically are only one problem, but have multiple steps that take extra work, usually pissing one off

Guy 1- "Hey, what was the math homework last night?"
Guy 2- "Page 324, Questions 1-3, they were all clusterfucks though."
Guy 1- "oh shit"

by ARSECAEKSZLOL June 2, 2008

Clusterfugaysie

A complete and total gay clusterfuck.

Bruce and Marshall hired a new interior designer. His crew is a ridiculous clusterfugaysie.

by Atomic42 October 22, 2008

clusterfuck

a word created by dane cook. meaning extremely fucked up. similar to FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Reason).

Cindy: man our school's really fucked up. everyone does crack
Takashi: i no. its just one big huge clusterfuck

by paulie bleeker June 10, 2008

clusterfuck!

An exclamation proclaimed by Emily in a rather un-nerving pas de duex class at Burklyn '04. Robin and Kate helped to bring the phrase to popularity, and it has held strongly.

After falling out of her arabesque press, Emily proclaimed, "Clusterfuck! Shit!" and then proceded to enter into another arabesque

by ShaniquaPop August 8, 2006

CLUSTERFUCK

A DISCOMBOBULATING TRAFFIC JAM AT AN INTERSECTION IN AUSTIN TX. USUALLY HAPPENING AT LIGHTINING SPEED, THAT THOSE INVOLVED FREEZE IN AMAZEMENT.. FOLLOWED BY COLORFUL GESTURES AND OR LANGUAGE..

TRACY AND I WERE IN A NASTY CLUSTERFUCK ON 183

by RUMP/COCK/JOCKEY December 7, 2009