Touching Cloth

When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.

you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww

by ugokucky December 11, 2010

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mainstream clothes

The common, typical items of clothing especially worn by teenagers. These clothes consist of:

-Superdry
-Hollister
-Abercrombie and Fitch
-Jack Wills
-Mustard Chinos (boys)
-Jeans
-Polo shirts

The average teenager would be seen wearing these.

Person One: Today, whilst in town, I saw 46 Superdry coats and 27 boys wearing those Topman mustard chinos.

Person Two: Urgh, god. Yeah everybody at the minute is wearing stuff like Hollister and Jack Wills. I can't stand all the mainstream clothes!

by thecrazygingerchap June 1, 2011

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clothlog

when someone or something is being a "douche".

Stop being such a clothlog!

by KaVaughn December 27, 2007

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Clothes

A typically cotton or cloth item that you wear on your torso and legs, can be bought in many places. May cause arguments if bought at soup.

Logan: Hey can you come here?
John: I can't I'm buying clothes
Logan: Alright well can you hurry up?
John: I can't find them. There's only soup
Logan: What do you mean there's only soup?
John: I mean there's only soup
Logan: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
John: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
John: There's more soup
Logan: GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE
John: It's just more soup!
Logan: WHERE ARE YOU?
John: IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP?
John: I MEAN IM AT SOUP
Logan: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
John: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
Logan: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
John: FUCK YOU

by RegularHuman April 30, 2020

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