Casket

A safe haven from where one escapes all harm and may even get a booty call

Duude, my wife was bitchen, so I like took a long trip to the Casket.

by Jiiimme April 22, 2008

Clacky

A type of dominatrix found in the South Wales valley's, know for her strawberry shortcake and monkey punches when using a strap-on.

She is definitely a Clacky that one....

by JR 37 March 9, 2009

Clack

To hit someone, usually with the back of the hand.

I should clack you round the head for being such an idiot.

by B. Kizzle April 8, 2015

Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)

(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".

A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"

by Hoogs February 16, 2009

Matt Clark

Defined as any reasonably good looking male from Canada.
These people generally love Gossip Girl and are recognized by their stubble. They have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with "I'm gay."

Guy 1: Hey

Guy 2: (eek) STFU I'm watching GG! -rubs stubble-

Guy 1: You're such a Matt Clark.

by Bex /:] January 19, 2009

clark middle school

cms is a nasty ass poor ass school filled with niggas that really want clout. you bitches getting pregnant at the age 2 and trotting around like it’s cute. you house pussies look like an oval. like tf. you bitches ain’t cute. y’all do hard drugs like little crackheads thinking y’all the shit claiming to get 10473k views when nobody except he clout chasers rlly even care abt. you can’t flex views and if you do it’s just proves how sad you are. periodt. don’t get me started on the goddamn teachers. they act bold asf when they wigs stiff and and they be crying up in the classrooms thinking we gone sympathize for them. like no. ain’t no decent teachers they all whack and unnecessary. hoes are always mad and it’s just not a place you’d want to surround yourself. especially with all the drug dealers and juulers which fill clark to the brim with smoke and black lungs.

clark middle school needs to get shot up bc it’s filled with nasty hoes who deserve NOTHING ;).

by nigga wtf u want tf May 29, 2019

Casket

another word for jerking off/beating your meat/playing with yourself.

dude: do you casket
dude2: whats that
dude: beating your meat
dude2: oh nah thats gross

by stupid2019 April 1, 2019