Clare

The best, move lovable, funny girl. She has a heart made of golf, a sweet laugh and kind smile, and a beautiful figure. She usually has freckles, and greenish eyes. She is always there for everyone, and will be the best friend you’ve ever had. She is the most loyal, true girlfriend and will constantly love you. She has a hard time showing it sometimes because she’s afraid of losing you, but will do everything in her power to keep you happy. When you see she is struggling, hug her from behind, because she’s on the verge of breaking down. Never let a Clare go, it will be the worst mistake of your life.

“Oh man, I wish I was dating Clare.”
“Dude I know, she’s the best.”

by bitchbetripping November 25, 2019

Clare

A mega, let me repeat, MEGA, chicken nugget scoon.

“Hey, have you seen Clare anywhere?”
“THAT chicken nugget scoon? Ha! She’s probably in CoSA, the scrub!”
“Ok. I’ll triple check the juul rooms, too. Who put all those toilets in there?”

by _LiterallyNoOne_ March 3, 2019

Clarence

Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.

"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."

"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"

by BJHOYLE November 26, 2019

bear clawed

Verb - To maul in the face with finger tips in towards cranium.

I bear clawed Tom after he skinned the bear Andrew.

by Kasper October 1, 2004

clareese

sometimes they like to coil themselves up and pretend they are a cobra snake. be prepared to do a dark ritual dance on your first date. also they are very stubborn and argumentative.

wow that’s an interesting clareese!

by 1231ilovebunnys May 21, 2018

Tab Cleared

Drunk. From the unpopular (but actually non-alcoholic) soft drink of the early 90s, Tab Clear.

I'd better not have another, I'm Tab Cleared as it is.

by Terry Towel July 10, 2003

Clarence and Priya

Def 1: A Clarence and Priya is a commonly used term for a relationship that goes all the way from uni sweethearts through to marriage.

Def 2: A Clarence and Priya is also commonly used to describe finding your soul mate.

Def 3: Also used to represent the word love or adoration

Def 1: Are Bob and Belinda still together?

Yer they did a Clarence and Priya

Def 2: I have found my Clarence and Priya

Def 3: "Do you like me?" "I Clarence and Priya you"

by streetview March 24, 2010