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Chris

Chris has the nicest and most flirtatious personality. Sometimes, though, there will be a two-faced Chris. That kind you want to look out for- very funny, probably trying to make up for something(like ugly looks, bad grades, family problems, etc). They will be one person while talking to him on the phone then he is in person. He might be sensitive at one moment, then a total douche. He might even be perverted, so watch out all girls!
Most of the time though, you have nothing to worry about. He can be the nicest, funniest, coolest guys you ever meet. He could be sexy but yet still a gentleman. Hope you find the right type of Chris!
chick 1: Hey girl, I just met Chris last night!
chick 2: Nice! Wait, what kind of Chris?
chick 1: I don't know yet, I hope he's a cool dude.
chick 2: I would watch out if I were you...
chick 1: Yeah, I'm sure he's not that bad of a guy

or
chick 1: Hey! I just met Chris last night!
chick 2: Nice! The good kind or the bad kind?
chick 1: The nice kind of course! he was freaking hot!
by tiedye12345 August 23, 2012
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Chris

A adjective that describes a gay sir who likes siyapoosts and ebony.
"Man you are such a chris!"

Wow screw you
by Swagyolonig November 13, 2013
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Chris

Man, that kid is so black he is almost a Chris.
by iPodularDevice December 8, 2010
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Chris

A romperstomper. Happy all the time AND SHOWS NO FEELINGS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE OR SADNESS! Doesn't like to open up to people. very sexy(; usually fall for them BUT DON'T! THEY WILL FOOL YOU! It's not a good feeling. I've been there, done that. Gone around the block and back. NO! Bad idea. Hide your children. It's the only way to save them! There are boys and girls called chris, so BEWARE!

You best take my warning seriously! :D
still really like you Chris, but i shouldn't sadly. D:
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Chris

Someone who ruins jokes. A fuck up. A League of Legends playing, tank top wearing, freshmen dating, skeeze.
Bryan: Hey guys. Mrs. Cook sure doesn't care about world hunger.

Random Guy: It's funny cause she is fat.

Bryan: Way to ruin the joke, Chris.
by Xavier Judos July 7, 2011
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Chris

A person who fails at life; Characterized by living in a cardboard box and never owning a Lamborghini
You're gunna be such a chris when you're older
by TheSteak March 28, 2009
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