choad

a short fat cock
a neek

hey daniel mcchoad
dan m is a choad
dan m has a choad
dan m has a short fat cock aka choad

by naked old man September 25, 2006

Choadette

A female that is as tall as wide.

The 2 CHOADETTES were fighting over a skinny white boy on the Jerry Springer Show the other day.

by LovingSkull November 3, 2005

choad

a dick wider then its length

i do not like people who have a choad

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

chepas

Shortened from cheap ass. With objects, shoddy. When used to describe an person's actions or a person, it implies a level of malevolence, but mild, usually through inaction. CHEP-us

Of course it broke. What do you expect from a chepas drill.

Scheduling a evening test on the night of the Final Four? Chepas!

That chepas bastard said he'd give me a ride just five minutes ago.

by T-S December 18, 2006

choad

A dick that is wider than it is long, which looks something like this:
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By the way, Turner has a choad.

At a locker:
guy 1= Omfg!!! You have a f*ckin choad!!
guy 2= Sob*

by Al the ass kicka May 30, 2006

choad

a penis thicker that it is long, sometimes resembling a small pepperoni pizza

my choad is thicker than a pie, but thinner than a penny

by dafadfasdf May 22, 2003

Dill Choad

Noun. An orgasmic load that came from anal sex

Hey Lizzy, did you like the dill choad?

by spltbird July 5, 2003