Checkpants

A yes man. Someone who doesn't question authority.

These checkpants Republicans just voted this guy into office without knowing about his positions all because Rush Limbaugh said to.

by rbw July 22, 2010

Check Rage

(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.

Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.

by Holly M S September 28, 2010

checkacrapulation

Looking under the stall door in a public restroom to see if it's in use. Checkacrapulation prevents the awkward pushing on a stall door or the even worse embarrassment of opening the door on someone sitting on the pot.

"I just barged in on this old man taking a dump."

"dude, checkacrapulation"

by kettels February 23, 2011

checkermate

When you're playing online checkers with Vic and she is forced to crown you.

Erik: "Here I come"

Vic: "Oh no, you're heading towards my kings row"

Erik: "Boom, checkermate"

by Quenton2021 November 29, 2021

Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.

Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."

by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022

Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.

Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.

by DrFuck April 13, 2023

hog check

to compare ones penis size with that of the person using the adjacent urinal

Some pervert was hog checking me in the bathroom while I was taking a piss.

by Smitty Skins August 10, 2006