bow chested

A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around the sides of their chests. Clinically referred to as Cleavage Absentia or Side Bags Disease.

The opposite of knock chested.

Dave: "Damn, Debbie is bow chested!"

Kevin: "No shit. No way you could tittie fuck that bitch!"

by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010

barrel chested

When the chest is in a barrel-like shape. Normally occurs when a woman is pregnant.

Emily is very barrel chested. She resembles an ape.

by Icey The Wifey August 19, 2006

suble cheater

when some1 wont return a favour or do somthing for some1 else when they have already had the favour or somthing done to them, because of stupid reasons

i once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)

by crackass October 16, 2004

flat chested

Flatchestsed,

Very very small boobs or no boobs at all
Any thing less than a C cup

Flat chested,
I'm flatchested,my boobs don't fit this bra!

by Kayonce January 25, 2017

Canyon Chested

A girl who who has tiny tits theyre so flat that its like a canyon.
AKA negative bra size

Woah, your tits are so small, you canyon chested

by jessr94 June 14, 2009

knock chested

A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around to the front of their chests. Clinically referred to as Crowded Cleavage Condition.

Opposite of bow chested.

Dave: "Man, is Cindi knock chested or what?"

Kevin: "Way. I feel like her tits are always staring at me."

by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010

Slurpy chested

To mock someone severly. To riddicule someone harshly.

Prepare to get slurpy chested!

by Dimmondback August 24, 2009