cellozen

best person i’ve ever met online, also who deserves the world <33

ever heard of the best person in the world? it’s cellozen (lina)

such an icon

by shepherds.mcwifey February 6, 2022

Callous Cock

A man who has a rough shaft or foreskin from overuse rubbing from constant fornication in the past.

Jenny says she always needs lubrication because her boyfriend has a callous Cock.

by Jackrabbitslim69 March 22, 2022

Cellular Dataless

-Without Cellular data
-What ur brain is like

"Ur a cellular dataless organism"
-Colton Carlson April 13, 2022

by Bunnizer April 13, 2022

cellobate

Refers to either:
(1) Not purchasing or consuming any products dat are packaged in crinkly clear shrink-wrap plastic.
(2) Abstaining from crumpling said crispy flex-film to make an annoying racket for anyone else within earshot.

Remaining cellobate may indeed be doubly difficult in dat you are sorrowfully giving up both packaging-convenience and da uproarious fun of irritating everyone else wif your "loudly crackling fire" sound effects; however, there is da somewhat-helpful "out of sight, out of mind" situation there, in dat if you don't permit yourself access to any items dat are wrapped in "snappy and poppy" protective sleeving, this will also mean dat you probably won't have much if any of said "noisy" material lying around after unsealing store-bought wares, either, and so you will be less able to conveniently access it for selfish auditory pleasures, as well.

by QuacksO April 22, 2022

Cellular Mobosis

Cellular Mobosis is a made up disease made up by me.

Hey you have cellular Mobosis!

by Komobo May 2, 2022

Cellucide

When your phone decides to commit suicide

My phone decided it didn’t want to ride on the rollercoaster yesterday so it committed cellucide

by Btransitional92 May 12, 2022

Cellophane/ Tinfoiling

Cellophane (adj.): when a person is very transparent and clear about their intentions or goals or end game in a romantic situation or relationship

Tinfoiling (verb): the opposite of cellophane; when a person should be transparent or clear with you in a romantic situation/relationship, but instead they are the opposite…vague, ambiguous or borderline shady.

Cellophane/ Tinfoiling

Jess: I was starting to really like him and I was honest about that, but then I couldnt get an idea of where he was at with things.

Nicole: Ohhh, I see. So you were cellophane since the beginning but he was tinfoiling you?

Jess: YES! he was totally tinfoiling me.

by Guzzardiack Arrest August 12, 2022