Calculus

As 2together told us...calculus is simply U+Me=Us

"i know my calculus.."

by holly January 5, 2005

Penis Size Calculator

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.

The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

by kfjwhsfiuhfww March 17, 2008

Calculator Phone

A mobile phone in technology terms, considered to be "Pre-historic" - A mobile phone so old it doesnt even have a camera on it!

Look at that guy there using his "Calculator Phone" - That thing is so old it has moss growing on it!

by Brendan Thomas December 25, 2007

Calcium Pirate

A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

by Majorfail June 18, 2009

Calcagno

adj. awesome-possum, extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear

n. Astronaut loving, math hating, drama hating, threw up during Twilight.

"The episode of That 70's Show was so calcagno, we watched it four times."

by Nicolio008 October 23, 2009

Calcoholism

A period of excessive and merciless binge drinking induced by the inability to understand calculus.

Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.

by calcoholics_anonymouse January 25, 2011

Calculus

Calculus is awesome!

The limit as all y'all approach Calculus is equal to infinity, according to L'Hopital's Rule.

All of y'all probably don't know how to integrate dx/(x²+1)^3/2 or arcsin x dx from 0 to 1.

Derivatives also rock my world! f(x) = 4x³... f'(x) = 12x²... What is the second derivative of f(x) = 12x^4? Figure it out yourself, I'm not gonna tell you.

CALCULUS IS FUN! IT IS COOL TO DIFFERIATE AND INTEGRATE!

by Stealth January 22, 2005