guy
'hey, who put mayonaise into my toaster?'
everyone
'err, thats not mayonaise, you got harry cooked'
'hey, who put mayonaise into my toaster?'
everyone
'err, thats not mayonaise, you got harry cooked'
by joe1234543 March 29, 2009
Get the Harry Cookedmug. N. Homer-like or homerism. In sports, favoring one team because of proximity or personal preference.
by Panthers Fan March 3, 2009
Get the Home Cookingmug. A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.
by chinaman February 16, 2007
Get the dane cookmug. Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.
I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!
Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.
That girl is just here to cook socks.
Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.
That girl is just here to cook socks.
by withstand December 16, 2005
Get the Cook Socksmug. The most disgusting cookbook you have ever encountered, it is a collection of recipes to encourage the use of men's semen/cum in food to serve to your family and friends. If you read the reviews, they are totally fake & obviously people are being paid to write them.
Cum Cooking description:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
by Miss.Swan December 15, 2008
Get the Cum Cookingmug. by Angebones June 7, 2009
Get the Dane Cookmug. He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.
Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.
Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.
Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*
by boredloserwithnogodamnlife February 24, 2011
Get the Dane cookmug.