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contradiction

The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.
That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!
by octopod November 9, 2003
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Contradict

Someone who is retarded and agrees with insults towards onself.
An often at times insults oneself in front of large crowds of people.
Nick- "Quit doggin on Kobe"
Marco- "Im doggin on Kobe"

Juliana- "I hope your penis shrinks"
Marco- "If it gets any smaller it will disappear"
Juliana- "Dang foo you just contradicted yourself"
by Drum Master69 May 2, 2011
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congradumafuckinlations

A sarcastic expression given when someone completes a simple task.
This word was invented by a bored highschool student, with a genious mind, and the hidden ability to fly.
"I just learned how to add"
"Congradumafuckinlations"
by Chrispy May 13, 2005
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congradu-freakin-lations

An extremely sarcastic way of saying "congradulations."
Overachiever: I just got a full-ride scholarship to Harvard, a brand new Escalade from my extremely rich father, and a gift certificate for Jamba Juice!
Underachiever: Well congradu-freakin-lations.
by K_Lizzle November 9, 2006
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Contradict-the-implied

a form of putting words into someone's mouth by disagreeing with what you think another has suggested rather than what they've actually said, usually in a very exaggerated way
"Can you take me to the mall real quick, Jen?" asked Ron. "I'm not your slave here to serve you," said Jen. "Oh brother! Another contradict-the-implied statement. I never said that."

Wendy's made the contradict-the-implied statement of a typical stern parent: "Can I have a couple bucks for a new video game." "Money does not grow on trees and this is not a playground, young man."

George's contradict-the-implied statement really pissed me off. After I asked him if he wanted to see a movie together, he yelled, "I'm not the movie wizard who was brought here to go to the movies with you, Cindy."

"Want to hang out today?" I asked Ron. "I do too have a job and a life," he retorted with some snotty contradict-the-implied statement.

"I'm not a pervert with a toe castle and fungus in my room," said Andy when I asked if he would rub my feet. "Quit making contradict-the-implied statements. I never said that."
by sdfsdgfg August 1, 2008
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Comrade

A snooty term, sometimes perjoratve, used by American soldiers, especially in West Berlin, to refer to German nationals.
I’d like to place the machine gun over there, but comrade has his panties in a twist over us damaging trees.
by Raysipse February 5, 2019
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congradulations

CongraDulations on your new minimum wage job.
by Joe Cocker March 10, 2004
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