don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

THE SHADOW COMPANY

The best group on Red Dead Redemption 2 that no one can stop

Un pour tous, tous pour un

"No bullet no shell, no demon in hell can break our bond" -unknown

The shadow company just whooped our hind ends

by The Shadow Company March 16, 2024

in company

with another person or a group of people.

"you were never to mention in company your father's uncle"

by Arminkshipper March 29, 2025

Company Fluffer

Noun; Employee, typically an aging, heavy set, white male who constantly tries to perform gay sexual favors on his coworkers and upper management to further his career and gain praise. Often will become prolapsed from all of the anal strain they have endured.

Dan- “Travis are you taking off this Friday to watch the big game?”

Travis- “He’ll no, we’re going to be short handed because Kevin sucked off the boss so he could take the day off for the gay pride parade.”

Dan- “That Kevin sure is a company fluffer”

by One two 3 September 26, 2018

Mk Timothy & Company

MK Timothy & Company is a Ugandan-based strategic advisory firm founded in 2016 by Mk Timothy. The firm supports investors, corporations, governments, and development agencies in conducting business across Africa. MK Timothy & Company was established to provide strategic advisory services with a focus on sustainable and equitable investments in Africa. The company has played a key role in connecting foreign entrepreneurs with investment opportunities in Uganda and other African countries. Sourced from Bhikitia

MK Timothy & Company is a Ugandan-based strategic advisory firm founded in 2016 by Mk Timothy. The firm supports investors, corporations, governments....

by hfaefnefnpje February 21, 2025

Company secretary

A person who is a KMP of the company and expert in the field of corporate laws, labour laws, securities law and many other laws which directly affect the company and acts as the communication bridge between the company and the outsiders.

Look That guy is a company secretary, I've heard it is considered one of the toughest exam in the country.

by Hhaass1 November 25, 2021

Lethal Company

A pretty fun game about being employees that go on moons and find scrap to sell to the company, and they give you money and you have to get enough money to reach quota, BUT, there is monsters that will kill you. When you don’t reach quota they initiate their Punishment Program or whatever it’s called which is literally just launching you into space. That’s the whole game. Land on a moon, survive and get scrap, sell it, repeat. You can also get modifications that alter the game and make it funner.

Friend 1: Bro are you gonna grab the axel?
Friend 2: I’m working on it fucker!

Friend 2: Gets eaten by an eyeless dog
Friend 1: Holy shit! This is a Lethal Company we work for!

by msiregalP January 8, 2024