Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

Someone has been chimping on my fries. Don't chimp on my fries. I know how many there should be in a package.
by Lildval September 23, 2021

by ice boi December 19, 2017

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.
Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow
Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now
Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude
Person 2: I sai-
Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now
Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude
Person 2: I sai-
Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!
by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023

by HyFyR_ May 15, 2024

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024
