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Catfish

Holy shit bro I met a Catfish and she was like Fiona from fucking Shrek
by Johnny 6.9 March 26, 2021
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Catfish Caught Up

The act of being obsessed with in an internet romance with a catfish. See definition for catfish.
Jesse got catfish caught up with "Sarah" who turned out to be John.

I do not accept friend requests from people I do not know cause I don't want to get catfish caught up.
by KattLee January 23, 2014
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Catfish

Someone who goes on social media and pretends to be someone hot when their uglyier then a donkeys ass.
Jim- yo that kid Dolf stay catfishing people
Dontae- Ik bro niggas ugly af, sad he gotta do that to get pussy
by Shanista November 21, 2018
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JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING
OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD
by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI October 9, 2016
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Schrödinger’s Catfish

When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.
Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
by C6_LPZ September 19, 2025
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Catfish

A stinky ass dirty ass discord catfish/Google Duo CatFish/With pink eye

Hey im Pink FUCK NOOOOOOO BYEEEE
I caught a catfish
by BODYAUBWDJ March 5, 2023
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Catfish

A pathetic human being who, through the use of social media, uses somebody else’s pictures to deceive others into thinking they’re talking to a beautiful person when really they’re talking to an ugly troll. Most likely an old fat guy.
Turns out that sexy Dominican guy I was talking to was really a 50 year old fat guy. Stupid catfish!
by SaltyNutz98 July 21, 2019
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