Poop ding

The noise your shit makes when it hits the toilet

Did you hear that? Poor guy is poop dinging over there. Or Get the hell out of here you fuckin poop ding.

by Clit Commander 411 March 17, 2016

ding dong

A dumbass. Originates from referring to one through use of the male genitalia.

You dang ding dong, what the hell were you thinking?

by hdsokwadls August 09, 2006

ding xiang

the most beautiful boy ever. sweetest and kind, has a great sense of humour, and will lure u deep into his glossy eyes.

"whats ur name?"
"ding xiang"
*in love*

by thecreepypapa November 24, 2021

RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG

A series of guitar chords..made popular by the great John Williamson

There is also a slight variation: RING-A-DANG

John Williamson:

"He was mortified...
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
And we all regret..
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
That we left his balls...
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG
With the family vet...
RING-A-DING-A-DING-A-DANG"

by some other guy that isnt the other guy June 14, 2008

ding-a-long

When, on the road, the car you are trying to pass accelerates to match your speed only to slow down after you abandon the attempt and pull back behind them.

When I saw that the driver in my rearview mirror was texting, I felt it my duty to ding-a-long him when he tried to pass.

Yes officer, I was doing 80 in a school zone, but it was only to pass that ding-a-long in the F-150!

by Clark March 12, 2009

ding-a-ling-a

1. the begining to ding-a-ling-a-ling-a- ding-a-ling-a-ding-dang-dong-a-wong-a-
dong-dong-a-wing-a-wang-a-wong-dong-
chong-a-long-a-doo-a-boo-a-doo-a-boo-la-doo-la-coo-la-woo-la-wang-a-wong-a-bong-a-long-dong-a-shlong-a.

kris, get your ding-a-ling-a off my ding-a-dong-chong.

by booby hicks February 13, 2003

Ding Dong

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

by Ashers September 04, 2003