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business studies

The WORST subject you could ever pick for GCSE. The teachers are about 5 years older than you which means they don’t know what the fuck their talking about. And if you thought you had any chance of passing this pathetic subject the coursework will ruin any chances of you getting a decent grade because its pure shit and isn’t even written properly.
business studies is a waste of time cause you learn a bunch of stuff that has NOTHING to do with the coursework
if you chose it your fucked!
by Quitelate June 11, 2006
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giving him the business

to show another person "whats up" or "what's happening".
to beat your opponent down in a fight or sport.
to display great skill at something.
to sexually satisfy a girl in bed.
to show her "what's up" or "what's happening".
"I played Bob in a game of Madden last week and was giving him the business. He lost 37-3."

"Ashley and I went out drinking last night. We started fooling around back at her place; next thing ya know I was giving her the business!"
by BigDaddyKen March 19, 2009
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The Business

1. A phrase pertaining to the level of coolness of an object (I.e person, place, place or thing).

2. A substitute phrase for words such as "cool", "tight", "awesome" etc. etc.
"Dude, that basketball game was the business."

"Bro, check out that girl, shes the business."

"That was the business!!"
by wezley1111 January 14, 2008
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business trip

to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom
Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.


Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.
by Vertigo January 11, 2004
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business jazz

Bizjazz for short, more commonly referred to as smooth jazz, 818 jazz, real estate agent seduction music, sales motivation jazz, or absolute fucking aural swill. Tends to use canned r&b "grooves" with lots of soprano sax solos.
Spyro Gyra certainly was laying down some wicked business jazz, but I prefer The Rippingtons' bizjazz for getting into the panties of perky blonde Republican real estate milfs.
by ThaGriffinator October 13, 2006
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business studies

Complete load of Bollocks, everything I need to learn about Business I'll teach meself thanks.
"When I was doing Business Studies my head nearly went like that nice man in Scanners did."
by Tom Tit August 17, 2007
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Digital Business Academy

An organization is milpitas high school that leads students into believing that they will learn how to use flash, and windows movie maker if they join.

While this is true, students will not learn the "cool" stuff until their second and third year. What happens in the first year, you ask? Students learn how to use the basic microsoft office tools, while their friends, who didn't join DBA, take a digital art class, and learn the advanced things before the digital business kids do.

If you join the DBA, you will be with the same teachers up until your senior year, unless you take AP classes. However, the DBA cannot seem to keep a math teacher. It's like math teachers are to DBA as Defense against the dark arts teachers are to hogwarts. Not very consistent. The math teachers also tend to be new, and don't always have their lesson plan together right away. If you were to join the DBA, I would advise getting into a different math class, right away, unless the teacher has been there for a year already.
But what about the friends that you can gain by having up to four classes a day with them, You ask?

Well, while this may be well and good, in your second year, chances are you'll just be seperated from your friends anyway. You'll still have the same teacher (unless your friend leaves the DBA, or takes an AP class), but you might have him/her for fourth period, while your friend has the teacher for third.

In senior year, students leave their academy english class, and go to a different one. Up to half of the history class will be dumped into another one, and your basic computer class will be replaced by a digital art (FINALLY) class. Keep in mind that this is your senior year, and a lot of students join the DBA because they want to use photoshop, flash, or they just want to design. (in other words, if that's what you want, just take a digital art class sophomore year, and use the rest of high school to perfect your technique)

Besides academics, the DBA also features mentors, adults in the workforce who volunteer to spend time with the students and take them on college tours, or to their office. There are also activities, field trips, and college tours offered. In order to pay for this, there are cookie dough sales. This is where the academy makes the most money as far as fund raising goes. However, the cookie dough fund raising (as well as other fund raising activities at this school) are notorious for not deliviering goods or products, and causing refunds, and headache, as well as unhappy customers.

In short, join the DBA, only if you're willing to sit through a year of learning microsoft office, followed by more microsoft office until your senior year, where you'll be split up from your friends, and (FINALLY) tossed into a digital art class.
This isn't to say that the digital business academy is ALL bad though. Colleges apparentlly like it on your record, the MS office skills will help you if you work in a cubicle for the rest of your life, and mentors can provide a very interesting experience. Plus, having the same teachers for three years can be rewarding...somehow...
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