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bullshit-a-thon

a complete ranting that everyone knows is a line of crap or talking in circles when asked a direct question. e.g. nonsense stuff said supervisors in staff meetings. or politicians who are trying to excuse there behavior and so on.
BS: "Our staffing is down 2.37 employees we need to hire more staff" which preceded "This Overtime you have been getting has to stop now it is unauthorized."

you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.
by fearTheTurtle September 25, 2013
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Bullshit in a Box

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.
by leoflat October 10, 2014
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BullShit

The worlds biggest ship. So big that it's titanic x2 The 'bullship' is something everyone should be apart of. The most famous tweet of the bullshit.
'@skyleridk Hows this , Larry is the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard. I'm happy why can't you accept that'

You probably thought I was actually talking about crap, poop, or shit. Nope just another Larry shipper trying to leave a mark.
Batch: "EWW WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHIP SUCH A NASTY CRIME LARRY STOMLI-"
Me: "Stylinson..."
Batch: "... Your stupid!"
Me: "oops sorry I have to board the BullShit in a sec bye..."
by LarentsAM January 4, 2015
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bullshit

noun.
the shit of a bull.

adjective.
a lie or untruth of such a fucking degree that this asshole understands that it is "Bullshit"
That bull made some Bullshit.
Dragons exist.
That's a load of BULLSHIT!
by KiritoKnighte January 6, 2016
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Bullshit Girl

A girl who tends to lead on making you think she's into you . Therefore , she will make you believe you are very attractive/ interested then the next day you don't exist. A fake personality bitch with the following traits -

She will confuse persistence w/ chasing making you think you're coming too strong when really it's just a normal text or call.

She will make small conversation with you then completely end the conversation red-flag like.

She will come off tedious and pretentious-like when on the phone or text.

She will tell you she'll call you back and you know she never will. ex "Text me or call me when you get the chance"

If you encounter this do not waste your time.
GIRL: Hey lets hang out sometime i'm down to get together lets do it tomorrow

YOU : Sounds good

next day...

YOU : Text ... "Hey there , lets go out tonight!"
Girl : "read - 3:43 p.m."

3 hours later ...
YOU: did you get my text ... ?
GIRL : read 7:47 p.m.

-Bullshit Girl
by ksudzo August 2, 2016
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bullshit equivalent

Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....

and REJECT IT on principal!
by Thygeekgoddess March 5, 2017
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bullshit writing

When you take an exam or big essay test, and broaden your vocabulary to make you essay longer. It doesn't make sense, you just wanna sound smart.
Bullshit writing:

In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.
by Supersonik August 24, 2017
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