Belgian Kiss

Like a French Kiss but with more phlegm.

Andy didn't want to shag that bird last night, she gave him a belgian kiss.

by Mr Milky February 17, 2009

boong budgie

1: Blow fly or bush fly, particularly the annoying sticky ones.

backgound: name may be derived from the fly's colouring and the fact that theyre fucking annoying.

"AARGH, stupid little boong budgies!"

by Monkau December 10, 2004

Belgian Karaoke

The flatulence like sound of air escaping as a woman pleasures herself with a sexual aid.

I was watching this porno and this bitch was so stretched every time she rammed that thing in it made the most disgusting farting sound, like Belgian karaoke.

by Random Anonymous Blackmail December 26, 2011

council house bulge

effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.

Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.

by MoLincs October 24, 2009

Battle of the Bulge

A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.

Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.

by yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch July 13, 2015

Bulgaria

Bulgaria is a country located in Eastern Europe, popular for its strong alcoholic beverages, beautiful women, great food, and, sadly, the mangali and the chalga. But, if you can live with those two, Bulgaria's a nice place to have your vacation.

Come and see for yourself...

by Dreben_2097 September 16, 2005

you buggin

The term "you buggin'" is used to make someone aware that they are irritating you.

"Can I have some of your candy?"

"No, there's only enough for me..."
"Can I PLEASE have some of your candy?"

"I said no! Goddamn...you buggin''

by Ceramics December 9, 2016