brown drank 

Usually coffee, but could be any beverage with a brown color. Typically one uses the term in the context of an unsavory environment such as work, church, or 12-step meetings.

Guy 1: 'Hey man, lets take a break at 4pm and get some brown drank'
Guy 2: 'Ok'

brown drank by nukegoat June 18, 2008

Brown hole investigator 

A lover of mens holes

Craig and Danny sitting in a tree...what a set of brown hole investigator s!

Brown hole investigator by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011

brown clown 

This is what is brought on after eating McDonald's.

Oh, man... I had a big mac at 3am and it gave me the brown clown by sunrise... Don't go into my bathroom...please...

brown clown by Bog-man September 2, 2016

brown bag lunch 

When a gentleman places his scrotum and testicles inside the anal cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said "brown bag". The coated scrotum is then placed into the womans mouth thus creating a "Brown Bag Lunch".

After a stimulating night at the opera Theodore surprised Emily with a Brown Bag Lunch. As per Jeeves, the butler, cleanup was "ghastly".

brown bag lunch by Dick Throbbington February 21, 2011

Brown Ice 

Sometimes you need to go to great lengths to ice your bros. This icing exists when you stick a smirnoff ice in your anus, bottom first so the cap is the only thing showing. Then proceed to moon him right as he's coming around the corner. The bro seeing your brown eye will actually only see the ice, which he will be required to drink out of your ass.

I turned the corner to see Davey nose deep in Ben's ass, only to find out he had been Brown Iced and was guzzlin that shit down. Likewise, I whipped out my phone and snap chatted that shit to everyone.

Brown Ice by THEdickhatch May 28, 2013

brown balling 

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

brown balling by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

brown sugah

Realest nigga alive

"yo who that nigga over there?"

"shit must be brown sugah"

brown sugah by thebull November 10, 2013