beef and broccoli

An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.

Northern Lights mixed with Chocolate Thai.

by DunbladeKilla January 29, 2004

brocasserole

10 or more bros mixing it up in one room getting baked

dude did you enjoy that brocasserole we cooked up this morning?

- of course. i was so high by the time we were done I was totally ready to head to the festival and chow on some corndogs

by shithappenspartynaked June 9, 2010

broccoli journalism

Newspapers & other media insistently & usually patronizingly telling us things we already know or can work out for ourselves on the basis this information is "good for us"

Mary snorted in disgust at the newspaper article on the correlation between smoking & lung cancer, drinking & cirrhosis of the liver & excess calorie consumption & weight gain. She hated this kind of broccoli journalism.

Mary decided this was a good time to have a cigarette, a chocolate bar & a glass of wine.

by aspwitch May 6, 2010

Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.

1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."

by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011

broccoli face

The disgusted look one gives when presented with something detestable. Similar to the face a child gives when asked to eat broccoli.

I pulled out and gave her a facial, she just made a broccoli face and ran to the bathroom.

by wh33 February 26, 2012

Brocery

masculine grocery items such as beer, frozen pizza, and Doritos.

Who keeps putting milk on the brocery list?

by Darka The Titan March 12, 2012

brocesible

1. When a musical artist reaches a point in their career in which their concerts begin to attract patrons of the "bro" archetype.

I used to really enjoy seeing Two Door Cinema Club live, but they've become brocesible. Now, it's hard to enjoy their performance without witnessing fist pumping or being body-checked.

I feel like Passion Pit is becoming really brocesible.

by Translanticism January 19, 2013