cannae be bothered

Scottish means of saying "I can't be bothered". Commonly said when something goes wrong or when you just can't face doing something, or just as a standalone phrase. Bothered is pronounced " bo urt".

Mark: Can you clean the toilet for me

Brian:A Cannae be bothered!

Or

Nick: *car breaks down* a cannae be bothered.

by Plastic_Duck January 29, 2016

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

bothershorts

to have a party in his/her pants

can i have a party in your bothershorts?

by amlos February 20, 2010

bothsidesism

When a person tries to make you believe that both sides are equally responsible for something even though one is really, clearly, at fault.

Trump's bothsidesism about the alt-right and alt-left is ridiculous.

by seil40 August 17, 2017

Bothe

Used to shorten both and the

Both the elephants are fat
becomes:
Bothe elephants are fat

by Bob December 18, 2004

hot and bothered

1. aroused, especially sexually

2. angry, indignant, irritated

That really made him hot and bothered. Hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2009

Bother

Collective noun. A bother of Christians. taken in part from the term 'God botherer'

Sorry I'm late. A bother of Christians singing Jesus wants me for a sun beam held me up outside the super market!

by chuckathemonkey May 17, 2011