hairy blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking shit, while simultaneously giving him/her a haircut.

"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"

by Matt Horschel December 30, 2009

Smokey Blumpkin

A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.

Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!

by SkierGuy1979 May 4, 2010

JB Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.

I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.

by Don Keibols April 14, 2009

country blumpkin

Similar to a blumpkin, whereby a male taking a crap receives a blowjob, only this time it's from his sister.

Country blumpkin

"George, how larng are you going to be in that bathroom? The cow needs milking."
"Sorry Mavis, oi'm just saying g'boi to me sister afore she AAARRRHGGHHH oi told you nart to use yer teeth ya mangy old panhandler! Yer as bad as mother!"

by Duderer July 29, 2008

Akron blumpkin

A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.

I think i lost 5-10 pounds when she finished giving me an Akron blumpkin.

by The 8th Street Hammer April 11, 2012

Pilgrim Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while shitting (a.k.a. receiving a blumpkin) out your Thanksgiving dinner, just like the pilgrims did.

I went home for Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin from my high school sweet heart!

Dude I went to the Dome on Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin in the bathroom!

by wandat March 3, 2011

Arctic Blumpkin

To get a blumpkin while upper-decking anyone's toilet. The receiver of said sperm load must then snowball the sperm into the toilet with the shit.

Boyfriend to girlfried:
Man, this guy doesn't know how to throw a party. he's really pissing me off.
Girfriend: Want to give him an Arctic Blumpkin?
Boyfriend: This is why I love you.

by A-7 September 20, 2009