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Dad Balling

When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.

Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.

That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
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Bare Balling

An act of liberation in which guys let their ballsacks hang freely out the fly of their pants, shorts, etc.
"Bro, you know your ballsack is hanging out right?.."

"I'm bare balling dude, I never felt more free. I feel like a new man."

"You lost a bet didn't you?"

"Yup..."
by bro-cabulary June 29, 2020
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brain balling

I'm just brain balling here but I think it's a good idea.
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Dick-Balling

When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.
Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"

Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."
by Best WWO Employee October 9, 2023
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Ol’ Moon Ballin’

Pushing your testicles between the legs, over the taint, then squeezing the legs together to hold, expose and display a taut ball sack at the base of the ass crack.

A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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Ballatastic

is to be a balla and looking fantastic.
yo i am {ballatastic}
by Tony X. Flores April 29, 2008
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