BALD BREASTED PIGEON

BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.

Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?

by doogleberg July 9, 2009

Breasticles

Breasts that are so saggy and low that they might as well be testicles. A common condition found old women.

Woah! That old woman in the locker room had some serious breasticles!

by Havana January 17, 2008

Dense breast

This is what Google translate comes up with for the British insult of calling someone a "thick tit"

Gee, that Tony Abbott is one dense breast.

by badbull November 2, 2016

breast pump

breast pump – (also known as the BP) when a man squeezes his wife or significant other's breast. This usually occurs in the comfort of one's home and can occur as often as the squeezer likes and can lead to foreplay or home runs.

After just getting boobie squeezed, wife says, "Honey! I'm carrying the laundry, you know."
"Woman! You know I gots to get my daily dose of the breast pump! BP, holla!"

by heather acq May 6, 2008

fat breasted and awful

An insult. When someone (usually a male) is large and flabby in the breast area and also a terrible person.

Here comes Brian. That kid is fat breasted and awful.

by Brad R December 17, 2006

Breasticles

Tits that hang so low, they resemble testicles.

Yo that gilf has breasticles.

by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins January 15, 2009

Large-breasted fruit fly

A woman who is endowed with large breasts who enjoys the company of gay men.

George was distracted by a "large-breasted fruit fly" while trying to pick up a trick at the bar.

by QueerChicken June 29, 2011