Book-akke

Book-akke: The act of four or more men sharing a pornographic publication.

"im reet propa skint, lads. cant be arsed gettin me own razzle, fancy a spot of book-akke?"
"arite, gazza, but dont look at me"

by PETE-AY!!! October 31, 2008

Book Check

To knock the books out of someones hand in the school hallways causing all of their papers, books, and folders to fly onto the floor. This generally makes them embarassed as well as late for class. It is often used on Freshman by upperclassmen. It is best used with a decleration of "Welcome to high school, freshman!" though "Welcome to freshman, high school!" is also equally used.

Senior:*knocks books out of freshman's hands*
Freshman: Dude what the fuck!
Senior: Welcome to freshman, high school!
Junior down the hall: Haha, that bitch just got book checked!

by Craig- January 9, 2008

Book Alarm

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.

Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.

by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010

book dumb

the opposite of book smart, the culmination of not going to school for a long time but not necessarily the opposite of street smart

I'm thinking about going back to college after just working for the last 11 years but I might have gotten too book dumb.

by Lo fo Sho September 7, 2010

Book Binding

Masturbating into the last two pages of a book from any public store or library, as to prevent someone from reading or at the very least enjoying the end of the book.

Guy #1: Awwww dude some one did some book binding on this.

Guy #2: Guess you'll never know what happens...

by The Destructonator September 27, 2010

Book Bandit

a person who steals/defaces stationary books and other items

person 1 "Dude I cant find my white-out or my fine liner!"
person 2 "must've been the book bandit"

by The Book Bandit December 6, 2015

Book Depression

After you've finished reading a phenomenal book you feel lost and melancholic. You want the characters, time, places, and the whole lot to keep going forever like a sitcom or a weekly skit. A book that becomes a part of your life, those are the best kind.

After taking the place card out, Zazzy was suddenly struck with book depression. How would she ever go on without her companions keeping her afloat?

by Zazzy June 2, 2017