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boingleshpoinked

Really fucking confused like beyond bamboozled and truly lost
1 "I am really boingleshpoinked"
2 "what the hell did you just say"
1 "you must be really boingleshpoinked too"
by Satan3 January 20, 2023
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poor boying it

Dressin like a hobo
The man on the street was poor boying it b/c he didn't have nice clothes
by Chic April 8, 2004
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poor boying it

a descriptive term for being broke. usually used when people see your lunch consists of tuna from a can and they know you aren't on a diet.
what's up with bob eating tuna today?
he blew all his cash last night on stacey, so he's poor boying it.
by oididit April 9, 2004
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X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
by coin-op December 22, 2009
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monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
by milfy902 November 19, 2014
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furious boning

The act of passionate, energized, and quite frankly furious sex. A lot like Crazy Monkey Sex
Person 1: Are Willie and Susie finally hooking up yet?
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that

Also see Furious Mastrabation
by Denverite00 February 23, 2017
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Red boxing

When you go down on a girl while she is having her period.
I'm red boxing Michelle tonight, I am not getting enough iron in my diet.
by Studentoflife13 January 4, 2018
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