cactus balls

The effect of not having shaved your usually clean shaven testicles for enough time that they grow short unwanted stubs.

Man, I have cactus balls, and it itches like hell.

by DirtyMexcian October 1, 2010

Cheek balls

The balls on your face that are prominent when you smile.

"Halle Berry has really big cheek balls"

by dirtskillet September 6, 2012

Prickle Balls

When you don't shave your scrotum for a couple days and it becomes prickly stabbing your genital area like a knife, making you want to cut your balls off, and cry endlessly in a dark corner. It pretty much feels like a small cactus in your pants.

Damn bro, my fuckin prickle balls fuckin hurts.

by Vanneste:P July 12, 2015

My Balls Itch

This is commonly used phrase for a man named Crees. No one knows why his balls are itching. This is a serious disorder and
should not be taken as a joke. If you see
anyone with this disorder please contact
123myballsitch.com

Person 1: Yo wanna go to town
Person 2: Weh My Balls Itch
Person 1: Yo why your balls always itching

by Dodndbs November 27, 2021

kick fate in the balls

To have a feeling that you need to do something, but then you don't do it, only to find out later that you should have listened to your feeling and done what it told you to.

Suzanne: Hey you all wore your Beatles shirts today! I had a really strong feeling that I needed to wear mine, but I ignored it.

Jenna: You shouldn't kick fate in the balls like that.

by dramallama12345 October 2, 2010

Torsades de Balls

a.k.a. Testicular Torsion: A painful twisting of the testicles that is usually caused by trauma but can also occur spontaneous. If left untreated can lead to partial or total death of the testicle or testicle(s). Term is used by Paramedics rooting from the medical term "Torsades de Pointes" which is unrelated to the testicles meaning: a twisting heart rhythm commonly called "Polymorphic Ventricular Tachycardia".

"man this kid is in pain after falling on a balance beam, now he's got Torsades de Balls"!

by donkeypunchmedic September 22, 2011

deck the balls

1) To festoon one's testicles with colored lights, evergreen garlands, and tiny Christmas ornaments

2) To punch Santa Claus in the nuts for shortchanging you last Christmas

1) I wanted to make my girlfriend feel merry in the bedroom this Christmas so I decided to deck the balls.

2) In spite of being a good boy, Santa gave me nothing but a pack of underwear last Christmas, so this year I'm gonna wait in ambush in front of the fireplace so that I can deck the balls.

by chadsuperhero December 9, 2013