axe porn

(1) The anti-TFoS. A Entity of pure evil and darkness. Young people (especially those around age 14) are perticulary vunreable to its influece.
You can see if a person is Axe Porn if he, or even more common, she, acts like a brat, listens to "Darin", or use to much makeup (goth people are an exeption to this last rule)
The only cure from Axe porn is to balance your inner landscape and once again fint the TFoSicle.
(2) Porn...with axes

- ooh my god! i just listend to darin! alas, im Axe Porn.

- OMFG! did he just shove an Axe up her...

by Qaamel February 27, 2007

axe to the head

To be verbally attacked by a group of people.

He took an axe to the head from his defamatory comment.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

Axe Whore

A man (usually) who sprays a deathly amount of AXE cologne on himself everyday. This person can use a can a week or more. The real douche bags of the AXE whores usually do it in locker rooms or hallways so they can choke/give an asthma attack to their peers, but they're AXE whores, so they don't care.

Girl: Omigod what is that smell?!
Girl 2: It smells like AXE.
Girl: Doesn't David wear that?
Girl 2: Omigod yes, he is such an AXE whore.

by wordgirl9823 November 19, 2011

AX-101

One of the coolest boards ever. Owned by finalchao

I claim this board!

by finalchao August 1, 2003

Axe effect

when someone is good-looking people are drawn to them.

John has the axe effect cause the girls are all over him.

by Becky Bell May 12, 2006

Meat-Axe

1. A Meat-Axe is a person that is very good with a member of the opposite sex. A Meat-Axe is usually a male and can be very persuasive to females. Usually very confident in Himself he can Handle rejection because he will most likely have the second definition of Meat-Axe
2. Meat-Axe can also be reference to the size of a males Penis. Meat-Axe means the bearer has an abnormally large Penis

1. Man Jimmy is such a Meat-Axe, look at him go
2. Oh man i was talking to jess and she said Dave as A Meat-Axe
Combined: Wow from what I hear Bruce is a Meat-Axe with a Meat-Axe

by nager_red September 29, 2009

axe wound

This is another word for vagina, much like the word "pussy". Mostly used in the UK

I fingered her axe wound last night bruv.

by Biatch honky October 1, 2009