awkward chuckle

A polite gesture used to make a bad joke less awkward. But, in turn, creates an increasingly more awkward situation.

Often used at small cocktail gatherings with not enough hard liquor available, and weddings with cash bars.

At Uncle Grayson's funeral, Marly told that completely innapropriate joke that caused the awkward chuckle to ripple throughout the room.

by OBAM December 9, 2008

awkward sauce

a sauce that can be drizzled onto any noun, adjective, verb, adverb, or any other word describing it as completely and utterly awkward.

dayummm that tall blonde chick that bounces when she walks....k.s........has awkward sauce written all over her

by totesadore.biotch August 25, 2009

awkward relationship

when you are in a relationship and no one knows about it
can also be described as when you are in a relationship where the other person doesnt know or where you barely talk

did you hear about sarah and ricky they are in an awkward relationship

by ladyb_cupcakes April 11, 2015

The Awkward Seat

The Awkward Seat (n.)-

1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.

I moved to the middle as far as I could without occupying the awkward seat next to that scary fat chick and her bitchy looking friends.

by Jay Danger March 8, 2010

Awkward Monster

Someone that's awkwardly huge/tall
Word created by Ruby

"Woah that girl is such an awkward monster"
"Yeah you're right! She's so tall"

by jelydas March 30, 2010

awkward pill

If someone's acting particularly awkward one day, you should ask if they took one.
As seen on the West Wing

Bob kept making awkward comments to Tom
Tom: By any chance, did you take an awkward pill today?

by puma1294 June 1, 2010

Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.

"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."

by allie7715 October 13, 2014