Astro Blasters

A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?

On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.

by That Guy Did It.. March 22, 2011

Astroenterologist

An astrologist who tells you that you are going to have problems with digestion.

Astrologist: "So, according to the position of moon in fifth house I think you'll be having some problems with digestion next few weeks!"
You: "Wait a minute! Are you an astrologist or an astroenterologist?"

by JovaBL April 7, 2011

Astro-chan

The president of Astro Soc (look up) 2010-2011. A notorious lightweight, who gets completely lashed on half a beer. A truly excellent person, and one who is worthy of worship. Stands at about 90cm, and is ably assisted by the Astro-palmer.

Are you going to Astro Soc tonight?

I'm not sure. Is the Astro-chan going to be there?

by EdChan2011 June 2, 2011

Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.

Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.

by derpppp9999 July 1, 2011

astrobiophobia

baseless fear of aliens.

Get that astrobiophobia off your mind.

by uttam maharjan October 20, 2012

AstroJob

A handjob using AstroGlide lube.

I'm on my period... want an astrojob?

No we haven't had sex yet... but bro she gives the best astrojobs!!!

by callmekumquat June 17, 2012

Astro buddie

Instead of soul mates they are actually astro buddies because their love and connection goes through space and different countries

When two people are so close they experience the same thing when they are apart.

Eg: when person 1 is over seas away from person two and they get gastro at the same time.

Or when they constantly say the same thing at the same time.
Hey astro buddie.

by Italian plumbob May 29, 2014