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Microsoft Apologist

Someone who is too stubborn or just in denial about the inadequacy in quality and effectiveness of Microsoft products compared to Apple products.

Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.

The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.

People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.

It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.

Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.
Microsoft Apologist: "For your information, sir, We can use Windows XP for the remainder of this century. Further more, you think your computer is so cool. Can it get Viruses? I didn't think so!"
by Myland3r March 18, 2011
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Apologies

Apologies come after a big event, say you bumped into someone at the store or the hallway or you said mean things to them on vacation or at work. It doesn’t have to be immediately but an apology always comes and is always appreciated, typically when followed up with candy or flowers or roses or other small (or big, hey no complaining here 👋🏾 ) tokens of your affection. What am I telling you for though, you already do know, you do know don’t you?
I loved his apology because in his apology he saw me, he knew exactly when and where to give apologies...he’s better at it than me.
by anonymous June 14, 2018
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Wallet Apology

A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.

The opposite of a heartfelt apology.
Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.
by Samuel Charles September 18, 2012
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apolijizz

the act of apolijiz is when somebody makes up for something through the act of intercourse.
last night i was mad but this morning i apolijizzed him.
by murninman February 28, 2011
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Apococriptica

A poetic form developed by Aaron Deaton that uses clearly stated post-apocolyptic words and hidden meanings. The word itself means Criptic Post-Apocoliptica. This form of writing has never before been seen by him, as an individual, and should be highly considered! No one understands how it is post-apocolyptic but the writer, and that is how it is meant to be...it is totally abstract in every form.
"The flame, it has gathered in the...."
"Flame it has never been in it...."
"AND I NOW KNOW WHO TO BLAME!" (Apococriptica)
by Aaron Deaton May 23, 2007
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Apollo

Apollo is the hottest and cutest boy ever. He cares about everyone. If he likes you, you are in good hand. Apollo would make the perfect boyfriend. Apollo likes girls for being who they are. So go find an Apollo and date him.
Omg I LOVE Apollo
by iloveapollo72 May 24, 2018
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apology

Admitting that something that you should not have said something that could have been interpreted as rude, whether you meant it or not.
I apologize for my definition of 'pathetic,' it was uncalled for.
by Twizzlers October 20, 2004
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