altitorture

A funny as fuck game lol

PrettyPepsi (my display name): wanna play alitorture
Roxy: I just looked, it’s called altitorture, not alitorture

by Stinkyshadowcat January 5, 2024

altitorture

A fun asf game that’s on roblox, it’s a 2-player obby

Me: let’s play altitorture

My bff: yes please

by Stinkyshadowcat January 5, 2024

Alitzel

the cutest girl who owns my melody from sanrio, literally no one can take that shit from her bro
makes majoring liberal arts valid because she's an awesome person
supplies everyone with hot cheetos

pink is her color not urs
<3 <3 <3

oh my god my melody from sanrio!! u can't get that, only alitzel can
hey what's ur major? liberal arts u say? that's lame asf but not when alitzel says it

by bruhlmaolol1234556788 February 17, 2024

Altiturd

The sudden need to poop when ascending in elevation (ski lifts, aerial trams, airplanes) caused by the drop in atmospheric pressure.

After we get off of lift 2, can we head over to the Phoenix? I've got to drop an altiturd.

by abam2 February 19, 2024

Alpism

Someone that looks exactly like the short internet phenomenon from Turkey; Alp Yaman.

Alpism is taking over the TikTok scene by promoting women's rights.

by AlpYamanInstitutRoseyWhitehead March 6, 2024

alpine

high-performance racing tractor

"that alpine is going crazy on the grass"

by menlover2312 April 24, 2024

Alito

Verb: General: To hide behind your wife. Political: To dodge credible accusations of behavior that is emblematic of your personality and legal track record, by blaming your spouse for an action that you would ALSO be responsible for. Fictional: To feed your wife to the zombies as you run away screaming.

"I'd love to Alito my wife for the stench, but everyone saw me eating the oysters."
"As the White Walkers approached, I could have defended my family, but instead I Alitoed and ran."

by Barleymash May 21, 2024