Definitions by abam2

Altiturd

The sudden need to poop when ascending in elevation (ski lifts, aerial trams, airplanes) caused by the drop in atmospheric pressure.

After we get off of lift 2, can we head over to the Phoenix? I've got to drop an altiturd.

Altiturd by abam2 February 19, 2024

Aggie Protein Shake 

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

Aggie Protein Shake by abam2 April 30, 2016

Albukaki 

A New Mexican specialty: Enough green chiles are eaten the day before that subsequent bukaki causes skin burning.

After eating at Sadies we albukakied Tricia and Misty.

Albukaki by abam2 January 18, 2010