alphabetical hoarder

someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.

whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?

i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.

by kidla November 10, 2010

alphabebia

a fear of the alphabeat

she has a serious case of alphabebia

by Studzzy May 3, 2011

alphabet brumski

Instead of saying "brumski" you recite the alphabet from A-Z

I alphabet brumski'd your mom's tits last night

by ellisdee September 29, 2011

Alphabender

An event where you find 26 drinking establishments in your area each beginning with a different letter of the alphabet, you then go and get smashed at each of these establishments.

going on an alphabender
a- altoria
b- benjamin satchwells
c- ... etc

by warwickgetfuckedupsociety May 20, 2013

Alphabeticalist

the discrimination of letters.

Alphabeticalist kid:
the letter "A" is a faggot

by prof. reaper December 20, 2013

Alphabating

When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.

Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.

by Whothunkit March 10, 2014

alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet

yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night

by jektiik April 26, 2014