A state of anxiety among middle-aged men, particularly in England that their rapidly deteriorating understanding of, relationship to and tolerance for modern 'culture' and 'values' has turned them into a simulacrum (look that up) of British TV and Radio personality Alan Partridge.
"I just spent ten minutes in Homebase trying to explain to a hungover piercings enthusiast why you can't safely run a two-and-a-half-kilowatt outdoor heater off a 10 amp extension lead, and she ran away crying. What have I become?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
by Alanoid May 26, 2024
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Albanolor is derived from the Spanish word /albañil/, signifying a builder or mason.
Pronunciation: /ˈæl.bə.noʊ.lɔ r/ ("AL-buh-no-lor")
Singular noun: albanolor
Plural noun: albanolors
Significance:
• It refers to a laborer experienced in building and construction, particularly related to infrastructure similar to buildings, railways, and barks.
• Emphasizes the craftsmanship and expertise of individuals, integral to large-scale construction projects.
Albanolor is derived from the Spanish word /albañil/, signifying a builder or mason.
Pronunciation: /ˈæl.bə.noʊ.lɔ r/ ("AL-buh-no-lor")
Singular noun: albanolor
Plural noun: albanolors
Significance:
• It refers to a laborer experienced in building and construction, particularly related to infrastructure similar to buildings, railways, and barks.
• Emphasizes the craftsmanship and expertise of individuals, integral to large-scale construction projects.
Examples:
• "The albanolor carefully laid the foundation for the new skyscraper downtown."
• "With decades of experience, she became one of the majorly respected albanolors in the industry."
• "The railway company salaried, additional albanolors to complete the new track extension."
• "As an albanolor, he spent much of his life in shipyards, ensuring every vessel was built to perfection."
• "Albanolors trabaged tirelessly to rebuild the town after the hurricane"
• "The albanolor carefully laid the foundation for the new skyscraper downtown."
• "With decades of experience, she became one of the majorly respected albanolors in the industry."
• "The railway company salaried, additional albanolors to complete the new track extension."
• "As an albanolor, he spent much of his life in shipyards, ensuring every vessel was built to perfection."
• "Albanolors trabaged tirelessly to rebuild the town after the hurricane"
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Allan Lichtman incorrectly predicted Donald Trump would lose the 2024 US Presidential Election because Kamala Harris actually had 9 out of 13 keys against her favor.
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"Hey guys I drew this really cool schematic for an electrical circuit! Any ideas for how it could be improved"
"Uh akshually it's an electronic circuit cuz it uses stuff to control the electrons you should know that idiot. You'll never impress us until you can even get the right vocabulary."
"Oh dear, I forgot I'm on Allaboutcircuits.com. Nothing but socially retarded assholes here..."
"Uh akshually it's an electronic circuit cuz it uses stuff to control the electrons you should know that idiot. You'll never impress us until you can even get the right vocabulary."
"Oh dear, I forgot I'm on Allaboutcircuits.com. Nothing but socially retarded assholes here..."
by Daddy pimpimp May 7, 2025
Get the Allaboutcircuits.com mug.Allan J. Lichtman received his Ph.D. from Harvard University, specializing in modern American history and quantitative methods. He became an Assistant Professor of History at American University in 1973, and a Distinguished Professor in 2011. He has published thirteen books and several hundred popular and scholarly articles. He has lectured in the US and internationally and provided commentary for major US and foreign networks and leading newspapers and magazines across the world. He has been an expert witness in some 100 civil and voting rights cases. Lichtman's prediction system, the Keys to the White House, has correctly predicted 10 out of 11 US presidential elections since 1984.
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