urban addictionary

spending an hour or more being sucked into the wormhole of urban dictionary

guy: i was on urban dictionary for over an hour just looking at the weirdest definitions i could find
man: it should be called urban addictionary
guy: yea

by a man that offers free oxygen October 12, 2021

Anal addiction

What you get when you're drugged by doctors criminals and society with 1000s of cocktails of addictive drugs and pillaged sexually for your children

Get a restraining order against Homewood health center Guelph Ontario Canada for their anal addiction

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Dash addiction

Never leaving your home for carry-out food, grocery store and double dash items from local Walgreens.

I haven't changed clothes in 5 days. My Dash addiction is so bad I haven't gone outside or driven anywhere for 10 days.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

dilf addiction

something I have specifically for the tf2 medic

Me:*has dilf addiction*
Timmy:wtf

by raybeez April 25, 2022

Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.

Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!

by JJDM123 August 22, 2022

chess addiction

lol

a chess distraction called chess addiction

by psudonym? September 25, 2022

Device Addiction

Captured devotion resulting from a lack of vision and values – if unaddressed will likely cause the collapse of purpose/meaning within the ostensible captive.

Once she determined her core competencies and decided on a vision for the future, her Device Addictions had no more power over her.

by Hermathecles March 29, 2023