Ape in blind

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.

“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”

by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025

Ape slop

A vr horror game using the open source gorilla tag movment and almost always takes place in labs/facilities

No I don't want to play scary baboon it's ape slop.

by Zipzaped December 5, 2025

escape ape rape

This is a near miss in which a possible victim avoids sexual assault by defense measures, such as pepper spray, or avoiding a bad situation!

Susie was able to escape ape rape with pepper spray!

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

City Ape

A fat middle aged man living in a big city with a poor internet connection

Example 1:
I would come play Fortnite with you but my internet connection is horrible. Yes, I am a City Ape.

Example 2:
Tom: Hey Hank! Download this cool video game!
Hank: OK, it is going to take 8 hours though.
Tom: What? How?
Hank: My download speed is 500 kbps even though i'm living in the city. My ISP sucks and i'm going to sue them.
Tom: That makes you a City Ape!

by UnknownMerma April 1, 2019

North American Pavement Ape

Antique farm equipment.

Pants sagging nappy haired black trash

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

by TruckFrump May 21, 2018

Duct ape

A reclusive member of the primate family which resides in air ducts. Can occasionally be heard making large crashing sounds which are often explained away by upper management as the turning on and off of vague air-flow systems.

The 3rd floor duct ape threw another banana at me this morning.

by Apes Rule October 23, 2008

North American Pavement Ape

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.

Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!

by I_N_S_A_N_I_T_Y August 5, 2011