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Reed Gilmore

A true douchebag and by far the worst goalie in hockey history. Notorious for his awful body odor and his fat and ridiculous sister.
Johnny sucks tonight ! He let in 9 goals. He's playing like a Reed Gilmore!
by The Messenjah January 9, 2005
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reed

that inoing kid every one knows he thaks he knows every littil thang but we all know he dosent he thanks hes sooo cool but he not!! to bub hem you can just cal hem reeda
is that reed im going to call hem reeda
by drrtrrrrrr February 6, 2020
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Reed Elliott Lewis

also known as REEDIE!!!
he's so good at soccer, considering how small he is, he's freakin crazy at doing backflips and stuff! We both competed in double dutch in 8th grade!! He's super short, and cynthia is way taller than him!! hehe!
by missdelostrinos October 21, 2003
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Reed

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.
Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
by spidertard July 3, 2023
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Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.
by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022
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Reed

a very homosexual male, usually has a broken penis and is barely a non-virgin. although he has many friends he cant escape the loneliness inside of him. faps too much- so much that his mom starts crying whenever she sees him because she's walked in on him too many times.
great friend, loyal, caring about others, says the N word and "fag" too much, gets turned on by everything including the quadratic formula.
god complex, likes the feeling of demonetization.
gay for both drake AND josh from drake and josh.
he also kinda has a bowl cut but he told us not to regard it.
i think thats about it
no example needed we all know
reed im just kidding dont be a sad b0i
"wow, how reed of you to wear a rainbow flag to school!"
by yeetthebaby03 November 13, 2018
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Jermyra Reed

This is slang for a miserable ugly girl who breath stinks and has the teeth of a vampire.
That girl is such a Jermyra Reed, Ew!”
by danibowers0302 February 5, 2025
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