Definitions by spidertard

Ashlee 

beaner

Guy 1: The number one rule is never to talk to an "Ashlee"
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because they are always beaners who jump the border.

Ashlee by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed 

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.
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Girl 1: You dated Reed?
Girl 2: Unfortunately, Yes.

Reed by spidertard July 3, 2023

Reed 

Small dicked man who gets off watching porn. don't take to bed, unless you hate your sex life.

Girl 1: Who has the smallest dick here?
Girl 2: Reed for sure.

Reed by spidertard July 3, 2023

Abbey 

a fucking furry ass who will gaslight you into believing she was never a furry to begin with, basic blonde bitch, annoying as fuck who thinks being dumb is cute, lowkey retarded and obnoxious, thinks she's hot but is actual dog shit, lives online and flirts with overaged men all day via discord.

Guy 1: See that girl over there?

Guy 2: Aw hell nah man that's Abbey
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Guy 1: Do you know Abbey?
Guy 2: Oh, that girl everyone pretends to like but secretly hates?

Guy 1: Yeah, i hate that bitch

Abbey by spidertard July 3, 2023