April 11

The day when you can do anything you want (can’t be anything illegal)

Me:I’m going out bye
Mom:no you have to stay home and do homework

Me: no cause it’s April 11th

by Brooklyndelilah12 November 8, 2019

December 11

December 11 is National bully your tallest friend day! So just give them a slap!!!!

Shorter friend on december 11: Hey!
Tallest friend: oh no!
Shortest friend: oh yes! *slaps*

by yeereddit December 7, 2019

November 11

It is my birthday

Today is november 11 its my birthday

by Polakk October 15, 2019

11/9

The real date of "9/11" for every country in the world thats uses D/M/Y like a normal sane person.

11/9 , Ohh its 11th of September not the 9th of November , ahh that makes sense

by Most_Wanted October 9, 2018

9/11

1)A sad day in American history.

2)Justification for war in the middle east.

3)Rudy Giuliani's catch phrase.

1)"9/11 is a day I will never forget" says an NYC fireman.

2)"9/11 is reason to go get those towelheads!" says George W. Bush

3)

Reporter: Mr. Giuliani, what do you intend to do with the failing Social Security system?

Rudy Giuliani: I intend to 9/11 it. 9/11. 9/11. May I remind you, 9/11. I'm gonna go stick my head in the microwave now! 9/11!!!!

by Dennis M January 6, 2008

7-11

1. has the best fucking slurpees in the world
2. place to go when stoned off your ass

"damn i got the fucking munchies, lets go to 7-11!

by kristi February 21, 2003

Year 11

The last year at high school in England. When you're in year 11 you are pretty much the shit. Though that's the year of your most important exams, prom and other stressy bullshit. If you're smart and attractive year 11 will be your best year, but if you're not then it won't be your best...

Year 7: Dude I can't wait to be in year 11!

Year 8: Nah it looks shit man, luvin lyf now m8!!!!!

by fdkjvjgvufgedvhneklrnflhgkjfgi September 24, 2011