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by nyanla August 12, 2024
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Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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Seizure Porn

Very low quality streamed video captures, typically of a person or multiple people masturbating on an old school video sharing website. The choppiness and blurry vapor trails create a nauseating strobe-like effect. Very common when live personal video streaming was new, but the technology hadn't caught up yet.
Those boys were sofa king hawt, but Omegle just turned it into seizure porn.
by terrorint March 30, 2025
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Cover Porn

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.
I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
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Why are you searching porn on Urban Dictionary? Go to Pornhub for that.
by UltimateDoge April 13, 2025
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