Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself

Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.

by TripleFcups September 5, 2025

Self-Triangulate

To check your own understanding and beliefs against the opinions of others

I self-triangulated after their speech and realised the only consistent point was confusion.

by Tosers September 16, 2025

self-worth

Something that when outsourced to surrounding people (e.g., parents), will cause you to thirst for validation.

When she realized her self-worth was entirely based on her parents' approval for every action she wants to do, she knew she needed to find her own sense of value.

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

Self Report

A term from Among Us,a popular game made in 2018,which means for an Imposter to kill a Crewmate and report the body right after to pretend they found a body.However,this term has reached outside of Among Us,in the meaning of someone accusing a person of doing/being something,despite the fact that the person accusing the other person also doing/being whatever they are accusing the other person.

In Among Us:
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation

Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.

In other uses:

Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)

Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀

Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡

by sadbartsimpsonreal October 17, 2025

Selfacide

The act of taking ones own life.

The youth of today got so blackpilled, that many of them committed SELFACIDE.

by Jearockstar October 22, 2025

Self Rehearsal

Self Rehearsal is a post-reinforcement training phase for Large Vector Models (LVMs) that strengthens conceptual coherence through autonomous vector replay and refinement.

AI context:

During self rehearsal, the large vector model replays its recently reinforced concept transitions to consolidate semantic stability in latent space.

Biology context:

In the human brain, self rehearsal occurs during sleep when neural circuits spontaneously reactivate recent experiences to strengthen long-term memory traces.

by Trentism October 24, 2025

self-reward

When retired seniors are "entitled" a) to have 6 hours of recreational screen time per day (e.g. to binge-watch T.V.), b) to Google for (or to watch) contents deemed inappropriate for the rest of the family — just because they have once worked hard for several decades in a row.

My grandpa calls it his 'self-reward' when he binge-watches six hours of his favorite shows, saying he’s earned it after decades of hard work!

by Emotional Cruiser November 13, 2025