yoghurt licker

Someone who enjoys licking cum either off a man or woman

You’re such a yoghurt licker

by Oj88 December 12, 2017

hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.

Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

bitchhole-licker

A girl who backs up her girls running off at the 👄 mouth

Go ahead and take her side u bitchhole-licker.

by Nicole❤Shawn January 17, 2018

caught lackered

1....Found out reoiling Dr Marin Boots, when clearly new pair necessary, complete cheap skate.
2...Found facing magistrates again,scary building with super shiny hard wearing floor varnish.Person

hardly given a chance to explain, floor so skiddy,guilty within moments.

Vern..."your not oiling your cherry Martinz again,"caught lackered or what?"
Brad..."heard you were getting busted again today,how fast this time,were you caught lackered?"

by gingerprawn May 4, 2018

Broken Lock in the Bathroom

The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone

There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom

by [Stupid Person] May 4, 2018

Door Lock

The think that crusty teens use to hide their shady and suspicious activities.

"John? Why is the - door lock - ed? are you jacking off in there?"
"Shut upppp."

by A Man With Wjdat May 6, 2018

Window Licker

Another way to call some one a complete retard.

Jake: man Ashley is being so stupid today.
Stuart: yeah I know she's a window licker

by Shoe2000 May 10, 2018