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Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch 

The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.
Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.
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Whisker Fish 

Claiming its origin from a friend of a friend's grandmother, Whisker Fish is a colloquial term for the male genitalia, specifically excluding the testis.
In her search for the elusive Whisker Fish, Allison frequented their know habitats including but not limited to, the track pant, the skivvies and the jean cut off. Upon very limited research Allison concluded that the Whisker Fish was not at all elusive as she had originally hypothesized, but was in fact quite alarmingly ubiquitous.
Whisker Fish by Quinn M. Ross July 10, 2009

Wet fish 

This is someone who always agrees to do things with his mates but is then a let down or a flop
Yusef Salam stop being a wet fish!
Wet fish by Friend32155 June 2, 2016

Squish a Fish 

1. proper n.--An unsuccessful idea for a child's story. Not to be confused with "Squish THE Fish," a flash animation program on the web put out by the Chicago Shedd's Aquarium.

2. v. phrase--To give a bear hug to somebody, especially someone who is very young, and especially if they were just recently in a swimming pool.
"Come on, Beck, I wanna Squish a Fish!"
"No! I'm not a fish; and you crushed my ribs the last time!"
Squish a Fish by ObscuredOne November 18, 2006

smoked fish 

an unknown substance, or actually the aquatic animal, smoked in a rolled cigarette. Origin: the city of Dunton, Beds., England.
person 1: "what is that guy smoking?"

person 2: "It be that smoked fish shit"
smoked fish by Ronny St Papps December 20, 2004

Lucky Fish Hook 

A two card hand in poker (usually texas hold 'em) which is exactly a Jack and a Seven of any suit. The Jack implies the "Hook" while the "Lucky" aspect comes from the "lucky number seven" that accompanies it.
The dealer dealt me a Jack and a Seven, I have the Lucky Fish Hook.
Lucky Fish Hook by Zac Wyer April 26, 2006