The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch
, The Fish Eye
and the Flying Toaster
. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.
Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.